The Netherlands?  “The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words”
Denmark? “Denmark number 2”
Switzerland? “We invented Dada. It makes no sense. You’ll love it”
Italy? “The sunniest country in Europe”
Spain? “We are not Mexicans”
Germany? “Hosted the best world wars”
Iran! “Iran-Iraq very different countries!”
or maybe New Zealand? “Europe? Total losers”